Thursday, January 11, 2007

Norwich City FC Fun

Enjoy footie fans!

Q: What do you call a lot of very rich people sitting around a TV watching the FA Cup?
A: Norwich City football players.

Q: What do Norwich City and the evangelist, Billy Graham, have in common?
A: They can both make 20,000 people stand up and scream, "Jesus Christ".

Q: What should you have at Carrow Road instead of crowd stewards?
A: Goal posts – nothing goes past them.

Q: Where in Norwich are £20 notes most scarce?
A: Carrow Road – there's never a score there.

Q: What do you call a Norwich City player with a Championship ring?
A: Fraud or thief!

Q: Why was Peter Grant so upset when his team sheet went missing?
A: Because he hadn't finished colouring it in.

Q: What can you buy with a Norwich City season ticket and 50p?
A: A cup of coffee.

Q: How many Norwich City players does it take to win a football match?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do Norwich City and hedgehogs have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

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